FORMSPRING ANSWERS (Okay Laurence Philomenenenenenene let me recap this little conversation we had on formspring one day. I posted: What came first, the chicken or the egg? To which you reply: What came first, the chicken or the dickhead? - The egg, obviously. The chicken had to come out of something. I am now replying to say WHAT THE DUCK? a) Why mock my question in a way that is offensive to dickheads? Why do you discriminate against them? They just want to live an ordinary life. Its kind of hard when your head...IS A DICK. Jeez! btw I'm not a dickhead I (as I'm sure many of your other followers will agree) was just EXTREMELY offend by your reply. The politically correct name for 'a dickhead' as you so nastily put it is PDC (Please Don't Stare) b) Oh smartypants, ya think the egg came first? WHAT LAID THE FREAKING EGG HMMM?)

Okay Laurence Philomenenenenenene let me recap this little conversation we had on formspring one day. I posted: What came first, the chicken or the egg? To which you reply: What came first, the chicken or the dickhead? - The egg, obviously. The chicken had to come out of something. I am now replying to say WHAT THE DUCK? a) Why mock my question in a way that is offensive to dickheads? Why do you discriminate against them? They just want to live an ordinary life. Its kind of hard when your head…IS A DICK. Jeez! btw I’m not a dickhead I (as I’m sure many of your other followers will agree) was just EXTREMELY offend by your reply. The politically correct name for ‘a dickhead’ as you so nastily put it is PDC (Please Don’t Stare) b) Oh smartypants, ya think the egg came first? WHAT LAID THE FREAKING EGG HMMM?

Hi :) ahah I was not mocking your question, that is just a quote from one of my favorite Arctic Monkeys songs (pretty visitors. which I happen to be listening to right now) I’m really sorry if you felt offended :/

2) an animal that was extremely close to the chicken (you know, evolution… )